1. psyducked:

    amandabymes:

    at the dentist like

    image

    can I have the number of your dentist

    (via sergeantsarcasm)

     
  2. idfei:

    Juno (2007) - Jason Reitman

     
  3. Selena Quintanilla Perez
    April 16, 1971 -  March 31, 1995

    (Source: selenaqgifs, via blahchrisxd)

     
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  5. shialablunt:

    Johnny Depp supporting #boyincroptops1984

    (via fake-gasm)

     

  6. Anonymous asked: do you even care about grammar

    shitrichcollegekidssay:

    grammar and spelling are really important to me. I actually study grammar and spelling in typing styles. It’s not important to me as “WOW THEY SPELLED A WORD WRONG” or “WOW THEY USED THE WRONG YOUR” but rather I look for repeating themes in typing styles and can link that to a grapholect–or an internet dialect/register [typing styles unique to certain parts of the internet]

    For instance a common grapholect is the doge meme speak shit.

    "Much grammar, so spelling, very grapholect. wow"

    thats a very specific and deliberate way of typing. There is a correct way to type in this grapholect and an incorrect way to type in this grapholect, and I think that’s fucking cool.

    How about we look at language rapidly evolving–due to constant need to type and communicate via text, and stop clinging to classist/ableist/racist/sexist/etc. old white guy’s language wet dream.

     
  7. Storm, Iceman, Shadowcat and Mystique behind-the-scenes

    (Source: xmendaily, via jasthespazzrocks)

     
  8. psychmajorpizzamaker:

    fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

    optimus-primette:

    stunningpicture:

    He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

    WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

    Oh my goodness

    This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

    (via dracoyoulittlepoofer)

     
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    gabifresh:

    The gabifresh x swimsuitsforall bikini has been restocked and is now available to buy here! For more photos from this shoot, check out gabifresh.com! If you reblog, please keep this caption <3

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  10. (Source: praytothegay, via fake-gasm)

     
  11. yutoube:

    marlodjur:

    I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.

    this is the greatest news ive heard all day

    (via sergeantsarcasm)

     

  12. sheep-boy:

    "guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

    nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

    "your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

    (via lgbtlaughs)

     
  13. tintomatotop:

    yinx1:

    teflonwonton:

    yinx1:

    locsgirl:

    thefemalegoonie:

    eriannny:

    reflectionof1:

    MODERNITY IN SHAPING THE STATUS OF AFRICA
    Both Cost 150,000 US Dollars.

    gtfohhhhhhhh

    Soo does a man come with the Nigerian house or nah?

    Dang

    Man usually comes with the house but there are some for the single lady’s.

    Seriously our house in Lagos is about this big. America doesn’t know jack about “third world” countries.

    errrr… yah. but then you wake up and you’re in Africa.. its not just about the square footage or amenities of a home but you must consider the neighborhood.. do i feel safe with who is living next door? is there clean, running water? is there wildlife to be concerned with? what are the roads like? and seriously most importantly DO I HAVE HIGH SPEED INTERNET. I AM NOT DOWNGRADING TO 56K. NEVER AGAIN

    Okay, so I see I need to give a geography lesson, let’s see if I can say this humanly

    1. The OP said Nigeria NOT “Africa”

    2. “Consider the neighborhood”? What kind of IS is that?! People are PEOPLE wherever you go. You have your rich you have your poor. You have your smarts, and you have people like you that spout IS. 

    3. Seriously, roads?

     

    THIS IS LAGOS, NIGERIA HIGHWAYS…Looks a lot like LA…HMMM.

    4. Wildlife? We have wildlife in the states; bears, deer, my mother saw a coyote outside her office window and she works 20 minutes away from downtown. What are you suggesting?

    5. Lastly this is the stupidest thing. Internet. Is it not the Nigerians coning your gullible American asses out of your life savings. So much you it has cause alarm, and has government protocol so your stupid grandmother does send her savings thinking she can get rich quick. I think Nigeria has Internet and HIGH SPEED under control

    I suggest you read, adsorb, learn and apply. Before spouting off about “Africa” again. =_=

    TELL ‘EM 

    (Source: bluelightvine, via sikssaapo-p)

     

  14. glowpinkstah:

    the-anal-rapist:

    *purposely drop something in front of my crush*

    image

    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    (via fake-gasm)

     

  15. maplehoofs:

    millika:

    How to know which boy you like:

    1. Get very drunk

    2. You will cry about the boy you like

    Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

    (via fake-gasm)