1. badwid:

    When artists say “North American tour” you best believe they mean the United States and one date in Toronto

    (via sugarplum-harry)


  2. literallyrad:

    there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

    (via dracoyoulittlepoofer)

  3. biohazardgirl:


    I have never read a John Green novel.

    But I would care a lot more about critiques of him if any of the people I’ve seen shitting on him had actually read a John Green novel either.

    Or pretty much anything that has ever come out of his mouth.

    It’s really disgusting that people accuse John Green, a writer with clinical depression and anxiety to the point of it being very disabling at different times of his life, as someone who might romanticize and encourage teen suicide.

    As an aside, I love his self awareness about his own writing. That shit is hard to do.

    On the existence of his crash course videos alone, which provide free, accessible, consistent, intersectional, and quality higher level education to anyone with an internet connection (which is a fucking revolutionary concept and execution and should not be treated lightly) I am forever a fan of this man.

    (Source: iicarustiel, via coolator)

  4. (Source: anthonally, via xander39)


  5. cyndecisive:

    pros to dating me:

    • i’ll actually respond to ur text
    • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
    • we can hold hands
    • butt touches
    • cuddles? ? ? yes good
    • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
    • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
    • smooches

    (Source: radgoku, via nandi22113)

  6. waistbandboy:

    Can I hold that towel for you?

    (via xander39)


  7. netlfix:

    a new sex position called the ‘9’

    its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

    (Source: netlfix, via singxlaughxlove)


  8. adamsbabble:


    do you want to hear a joke

    the north american education system

    HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

    (via precumming)

  9. sheeriosnotcheerios:

    Yet another great twitter convo

    (via jasthespazzrocks)


  10. basedgosh:


    note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

    who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

    (via nandi22113)

  11. nobodylovesringostarr:

    That was my nickname is high school

    (Source: funoux, via jasthespazzrocks)


  12. sexualspacewalk:

    One time Jesus wore army pants and flip flops, so I wore army pants and flip flops.

    (via liberation-and-masturbation)

  13. russianfamouscurves:

    Russian plus model Flora Kim

    (via vincecarters)


  14. gangbangs:

    who would name their kid zoey 101 

    (Source: slydig, via hotmesssituation)


  15. helioscentrifuge:



    we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

    Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.


    (via sikssaapo-p)